Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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