Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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Letting that turtle go through the pregnancy would be irresponsible!
it's funny, your mom made the same mistake about nine months before your dumb ass was born
WTF. So stupid on so many levels
frakilins a girl?
I hope you get fed to a turtle...
..at least the turtle has nothing to worry about then.
That's an expensive mistake.
Epic fail!
Someone fucked a turtle?
Dr.Dolittle disapproves of your actions. The cat would have been a better choice.
That shit is too expensive to be waste on turtles
Well put eag0217
It's funny cause the turtle probably thought it tasted like fish
So that is where the turtle went! No wonder we couldn't find him.
Wow... No words to even describe how dumb that was .....
sounds like plan c is just as poor a choice as plan a was....
Time for plan C: a wire coat hanger.
And this made it on here
not necessarily an expensive mistake, plan b is free at planned parenthood
if you're a minor or are on a sliding scale
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