whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
