You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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