Fake,
Three guys go to a ski lodge,
and there aren't enough rooms,
so they have to share a bed.
In the middle of the night,
the guy on the right wakes up and says,
"I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!"
The guy on the left wakes up,
and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too.
Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says,
"That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
8:32 Lemme guess, your first pube grow in last night and now you think you're a big man? Only children pretending to be adults downplay the fun and importance of foreplay.
8:32 Lemme guess, your first pube grow in last night and now you think you're a big man? Only children pretending to be adults downplay the fun and importance of foreplay.
Lady (or gent) who sent this text: I've gotta tell you, I'm a giant ho, but right now I worship you for your amazing levels of hoitude. This is a great day for hos everywhere.
Handjob's a man's job. Girls shouldn't be wasting their time on that.
And this girl is disgustingly slutty. What girl is trashy enough to do that? And what guys are just as trashy enough to take part in that
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