so explain again why im purple
no
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
May the power of my ass compel you!!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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