I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Maybe he injected his testicle?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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