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  I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.

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• Nobody has just patron in their liquor cabinets though...

  Submitted by veedubadict on Nov 7, 12 at 11:56am

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• You may be overestimating yourself.

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 7, 12 at 1:27pm

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• So you're expensive and overrated?

  Submitted by SserPrun95 on Nov 7, 12 at 9:56pm

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• Both will destroy your liver and fuck you up.

  Submitted by gorilaz24 on Nov 7, 12 at 2:12pm

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• Lmmfao! Really Hunny? As long as its wet

  Submitted by 420MILF on Nov 7, 12 at 3:21pm

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• Yeah. Patron = pretty bottle but overrated and overpriced. Makes you think you want to go there but starts being a real bitch before you know it. I totally see the resemblance.

  Submitted by jessicalovejoy on Nov 7, 12 at 8:33pm

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• Yet sometimes you've had too much Patron and what you really need is water.

  Submitted by karenina on Nov 9, 12 at 6:55am

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• My parents have multiple bottles of patron in their cabinets....I'm not sure what that says about our family lol.

  Submitted by EatmeTwice on Nov 7, 12 at 2:04pm

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• oh yea? Well, I have a bridge out in San Francisco that I'm looking to unload, real cheap.

  Submitted by Beefytits on Nov 8, 12 at 2:09am

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