I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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