Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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