We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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