We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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