So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Randomize
