I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
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He's being faithful to his personal guidelines.
Or she...
How bout a.... Dick in a box!
Buy him a present and he'll think you really care.
Winner
Dump the regular and date the booty call if that good.
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