their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
