Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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