I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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