Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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