Oh my gosh. The first time I did anal it turned out similar to this and I went home mortified I actually thought my boyfriend was going to break up with me over it bit the next morning I woke up with a good morning beautiful text. Apparently he's more mature than I gave him credit for
true story that happened to a friend of mine....
Her and her bf try anal for the first time while home from college for thanksgiving while her parents are out...same story...he pulls out, she shits on her parents couch (bad planning). Parents get home and they blame it on the dog. A few days later she gets a call from her parents telling her that they had to put the dog down b/c they can't have it shitting everywhere.
Moral of the story....anal sex kills puppies.
it does happen, i do it with women all the time.
shit on the bed/on your cock means you fucked her so hard that you broke the seal/valve to the intestine temporarily, so shit leaked out. I personally dont like it, but its a turn on when a woman cums with a cock inside of her regardless..
I know a guy who loved anal mainly because the first time he did it they were both drunk and by the time it was over there was shit everywhere! All over them and the bed. The smell of it turned him on.
I have never had anal, but if I ever do I will definitely make sure I am cleaned out first!
its sad but happens. I was a pooping victim last night i felt so bad for him. i cried and wanted to die. he texted me this morning i guess pooping on the dick isnt enough to scare him away.
Obviously a possibility. It doesn't usually happen, but sometimes there is a penalty for switching lanes without signaling first. Sometimes they say "No! Don't!" for a good reason. No big deal, just wash up later.
i can think of nothing in this life i would want to do that would result in shit being on or around me. unless there was 5 million dollars buried in shit and if i dug it out i could keep it.
A really good bowel movement or even an enema is a good idea before anal sex. I love anal sex (bi here, so giving and getting), but it's better to plan a bit first.
Even then, you might get a bit of shit on the stick...
BTW, lube, lube and more lube!!!!!!!!! Don't hurt your partner!
none of you stupid fuckers do anal. everyone knows the reciever has to evacuate their bowels before taking it up the ass. plenty of liube and take your time
Anal sex can be dangerous, just because there's always the possibility of tearing the rectum, and the stool adds an increased risk of infection. This can all be avoided by using plenty of lube and a condom, and making sure the receiver is properly relaxed, but I'd say shit on the bed isn't the end of the world when you consider the other possibilities.
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