please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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