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  • I see you in the window! Show me your Roast Beef Curtains!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:15pm
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  • god, start already. reading that just made me anxious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:17pm
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  • 5:06 Oh, would you stop it....we get it..... XXOO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:09pm
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  • why does the sun need to go down to start drinking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:05pm
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  • There are few things more enjoyable in this life than the sound of wet ass cheeks smacking together as a dick gets impaled into the butthole :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:56pm
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  • Really? Get a fucking life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:01pm
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  • I have small wang cuz I asian

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:56pm
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  • if that's how you roll.. never come to the Yukon or Alaska in the height of summer. You'll never get your drink on

    Submitted by hondafetish on Jun 1, 10 at 8:46pm
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  • Where in the world is Carmen San Diego??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:17pm
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  • You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:24pm
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  • 3:56- Yea- It's Jones Pete?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:03pm
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  • Thanks to 3:18, I just blew my load all over this app.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:22pm
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  • 4:39 I'm whatever you want me to be ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:45pm
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  • 3:18 stick a Fork in me....I'm spent......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:58pm
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  • lol 322, that easy huh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:50pm
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  • hey its 5:00 somewhere bud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:06pm
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  • Better yet, we should probably use a spoon...I don't want to miss a single drop ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:11pm
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  • it's like some kind of alcoholic vampire.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:32am
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  • 4:38 Your Swedish? Nice.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:39pm
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  • No, lol. Foreign...meaning not a part of the human body. But Germans are totally down with foreign objects up their asses too. I guess that would make it a double foreign object for them. Interesting....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:33pm
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  • Todos Los Dias bitches! - What He / She Said!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:21pm
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  • 4:42 Sounds like a VD.....go to the Dr's asap.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:44pm
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  • 4:11 All this romance!! Why did it take so long for me to creep on you?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:14pm
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  • hold that pose, Norman Rockwell is getting his easel out of his car.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:56pm
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  • ha..just reading this thread made me go and grab a beer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:34pm
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  • Who needs the sun to go down??? I can go down on a big fat cock all day. Every day. Todos Los Dias bitches!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:18pm
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  • Fucking shit man...I busted my nut too!!! Thanks, 3:18!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:53pm
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  • Hahahahahahaha. Beautiful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:02pm
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  • Start drinking already. It's five o'clock somewhere!!

    Submitted by kmrisinger on Nov 15, 11 at 2:42pm
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  • Got an idea - Jump out of the fuck'in window?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:13pm
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  • Its always dark in your belly, it doesnt really know if its day time or night... so drink up, stop making excuses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:11pm
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  • MY COCK IS THROBBING.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:42pm
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  • its 5 o clock somewhere!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:09pm
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  • Can I stick it in your asshole??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:00pm
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  • Yeah, I can...if that's what gets you off...you sick fuck!!!! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:01pm
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  • Start now!! I already have!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:12pm
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  • My bum is on the Sweeeeeedissshhhh....Sweeeedish!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:40pm
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  • I see we have some Parrot Heads in the room!! Homos.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:47pm
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  • Buck the fuck up and don't make rules like that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:01pm
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  • 414 I don't know...maybe it's because you're shy. Don't worry, I'll break you out of your shell. A good foreign object shoved up the ass always does the mind, body, and soul good. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:22pm
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  • dont let the sun go down on me... but i'll let a bloke do it any day Elton John song I believe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:53pm
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  • You know why your cock is throbbing? It's because you need a nice tight little asshole to plunge. That's why.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:44pm
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  • I'm not a dude. I'm a dudette ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:38pm
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  • I wanna drink some semen from your beautiful cock hole...but I don't have to wait until the sun IRS down ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:18pm
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  • who the fuck waits for the sun to go down

    Submitted by samantha17 on Aug 14, 10 at 10:44pm
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  • Is this whole app for drunks or what?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:05pm
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  • 4:22 Foreign Object? Are you German?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:30pm
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  • 4:45 Can you be a Tranny with bad hair?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:59pm
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  • 4:00 Only if you promise too call me in the AM Don't Fuck me on this......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:03pm
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  • Ok. I will. But after I stick the fork up your ass, I want you to shoot your load into my ass. And then I can eat the semen out of my ass with the same fork. Sound like a plan??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:10pm
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  • You don't have to wait for the sun to set!! It's 5 o clock some where!!! :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:38pm
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