i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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