I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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Is he named "Sunny D Simpson"? Damn, that was cheezy. I apologize
He's not figuratively or hypothetically partying with OJs son. He's literally doing it. This is what makes him cooler than you.
Hide the knives.
Take a shot. That usually helps :)
If he starts telling you how he would have killed you- run.
Be careful, he probably has a glove somewhere...
Why are these people saying "literally" in their texts? Fuckin dumb
Literally hurphy! XD
Ask him how his mom's doing.
you're a real dick. i actually KNOW him and he's not a bad person.
Keep your gf away from him.
If he didn't specify "literally" a dope like yourself might think he meant he was partying with a random twenty something dude that looked like OJ Simpson...next time maybe he'll word it like a first grader to please you...
Hopefully he doesn't take after his father...and kill white women!
you should be lucky you made it out alive considering the documentary linked below.\nhttp://tiny.cc/u6hnm
Does this have anything to do about the text a little earlier about the reality-throwing orgasm and the bleeding nose?
I'm guessing he wouldn't play football as he would be scared of what it would lead to :D. Very very awkward encounter indeed
That's a little dangerous considering all we have heard about OJ, don't ya think? http:whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com
Keep the sharp objects away from him
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