You're completely useless in the revolution.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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