Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
