Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just pynch a tree in the face
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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