I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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