Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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