i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I AM VODKA MAN
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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