id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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