ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • If you wear something slutty to my place, you're GUARANTEED to get the best;) [disclaimer: this statement only holds true if you don't exceed the weight limit on your outfit]

    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 29, 10 at 6:27pm
    163 162
    Reply Report

  • Maybe it's her solution for everything because it works so often

    Submitted by Phys on Apr 29, 10 at 5:09pm
    133 158
    Reply Report

  • The surprise is that the first person is a guy.

    Submitted by yousirareanass on Apr 29, 10 at 7:06pm
    120 138
    Reply Report

  • Ya when I was underage that's what we wore to the liquor store, smoke counter, video store porn section...

    Submitted by cutemau5 on Apr 29, 10 at 6:16pm
    119 136
    Reply Report

  • In Soviet Russia, slutty wears you!

    Submitted by russianreversal on Apr 29, 10 at 10:57pm
    116 151
    Reply Report

  • when i want something i dress in tight jeans and stuff a 24 inch long dildo in them. works every time

    Submitted by your_mom_6 on Apr 29, 10 at 10:49pm
    113 153
    Reply Report

  • Lmfao

    Submitted by wonkie on Apr 29, 10 at 7:09pm
    122 174
    Reply Report

  • I'd love to see how that turned out

    Submitted by leahhhhh on Apr 29, 10 at 4:32pm
    103 138
    Reply Report

  • :)

    Submitted by parekoy on Apr 30, 10 at 1:50am
    103 149
    Reply Report

  • Tryin get swoll right naw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 11:29pm
    98 139
    Reply Report

  • Eternity, you only say it's a new low because when you wear somethin slutty people tell you where the nearest street corner is. \n\nThe OP is great! I do the same thing when I go into the emergency lights store for my husband!

    Submitted by jenpearce on Apr 29, 10 at 7:18pm
    100 146
    Reply Report

  • I like this friend haha

    Submitted by MandatoryPants on Apr 30, 10 at 12:37am
    90 127
    Reply Report

  • I just realized that I get alot of free weed when I dress up as a slut.. pussy rules!!

    Submitted by iamyourboss on Apr 30, 10 at 12:31am
    103 153
    Reply Report

  • It's not that you dress slutty; you have to be a regular customer.

    Submitted by OMGIamhere on Apr 29, 10 at 5:03pm
    103 157
    Reply Report

  • procrastinate during work. show off your genius. embarrass your co-workers. just be sure to block your boss on gchat!\nhttp://gchatsfromlastnight.jimdo.com/

    Submitted by GCFLN on Apr 30, 10 at 3:26pm
    103 158
    Reply Report

  • and by best do you mean have every alcoholic letch file you in his spank bank for later?

    Submitted by klangford on Apr 29, 10 at 4:52pm
    111 175
    Reply Report

  • I was trying to think of a real-life problem this solution could realistically apply to, and the only thing I could come up with was "I am sexy, but want free booze BEFORE I hit the bar."

    Submitted by IneptAdept on Apr 29, 10 at 8:51pm
    105 164
    Reply Report

  • Eww you're gross... (the person under me)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 4:31pm
    103 161
    Reply Report

  • Good plan... Wish i was a girl..

    Submitted by FSG on Apr 29, 10 at 4:17pm
    123 203
    Reply Report

  • Who doesn't??? Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 2:51am
    83 125
    Reply Report

  • My cousin met his wife this way. He still jokes about "getting a new wife" when he does a liquor store run.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 29, 10 at 8:31pm
    95 152
    Reply Report

  • if it works it works. dont mess with progress

    Submitted by AnimeBabe on Apr 29, 10 at 9:20pm
    102 167
    Reply Report

  • 10:49 that was on 1000 ways to die

    Submitted by jules4 on Apr 30, 10 at 1:54am
    89 143
    Reply Report

  • U take it like one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 4:19pm
    93 155
    Reply Report

  • I'M HOMO-PHOBIC!!! Yes i'm aiming that toward you FSG

    Submitted by imboyo on Apr 29, 10 at 9:04pm
    97 173
    Reply Report

  • Story of my life...

    Submitted by Capt on Apr 29, 10 at 6:54pm
    94 168
    Reply Report

  • Gives me ideas!! Does it work??

    Submitted by kacie23 on Apr 29, 10 at 6:44pm
    90 161
    Reply Report

  • Alpha Kenny Body

    Submitted by drunknotenough on Apr 30, 10 at 2:17am
    84 150
    Reply Report

  • where was this? im from the chiii too!

    Submitted by thirstyangela on Apr 30, 10 at 3:10am
    93 172
    Reply Report

  • Hey girls add sexyking on messages now for some fun!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 5:53pm
    96 178
    Reply Report

  • Anon.. Of course ya puss.

    Submitted by FSG on Apr 29, 10 at 4:20pm
    85 166
    Reply Report

  • ....wow....new low?

    Submitted by eternity on Apr 29, 10 at 4:23pm
    98 196
    Reply Report
ADVERTISEMENT