I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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