I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
mondays should just be called national damage control day
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
