On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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