Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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