so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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