your thong is hanging out like whoa
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I came so hard my ears popped.
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