i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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