I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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