Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
foreskin is a definite game changer
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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