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  You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.

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• this chick rocks!

  Submitted by slammin211s on Aug 10, 11 at 2:28pm

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• Guys, when in doubt, always listen to the smaller head.\nThis could possibly be the smartest girl ever....

  Submitted by porksword on Aug 10, 11 at 3:52pm

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• You're my hero!

  Submitted by DaysWasted on Aug 10, 11 at 2:59pm

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• Dear highly-opinionated males who probably don't get laid on a regular basis: this is my friend's text that I submitted, and I assure you that she is one fine piece of ass. I agree with the context clues bit-you guys really need to use your thinking caps.

  Submitted by thatsTHEbitch2u on Aug 13, 11 at 2:01am

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• Owned!!

  Submitted by TipiGirl on Aug 10, 11 at 5:30pm

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• yea, you asshole.

  Submitted by deee on Aug 10, 11 at 3:19pm

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• Well put

  Submitted by likeaboss77 on Aug 11, 11 at 1:27am

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• That's a Houston, TX girl for you! Keep it sassy!

  Submitted by CrashR6 on Aug 10, 11 at 3:40pm

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• Any time a dude picks alcohol over a chick, she's fugly....

  Submitted by smr167 on Aug 10, 11 at 6:26pm

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  • agreed.

    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Aug 10, 11 at 7:30pm

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• Sadly, I understand this. Poor girl.

  Submitted by vierge on Aug 10, 11 at 11:55pm

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• Yeuh!!

  Submitted by love2sucDobbs on Aug 12, 11 at 3:42am

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• He was just trying to make you look prettier when he was fucking you

  Submitted by Phys on Aug 10, 11 at 2:21pm

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• My fiancé does this to me on a regular basis.

  Submitted by quimbeezy on Jun 25, 12 at 11:45pm

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• Why would she have to be denying him if he wasn't the one wanting to fuck her in the first place? Some of you really need to use your context clues.

  Submitted by makeitquick on Aug 12, 11 at 12:59am

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• lmfao ahaha

  Submitted by CaptionDickHead on Aug 10, 11 at 3:12pm

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• Hahaha

  Submitted by enoland on Aug 11, 11 at 1:54pm

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• Been there

  Submitted by sdsoldier on Aug 11, 11 at 12:13am

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• I"m gonna go out on a limb here and say he probably had to get drunk first to have sex with you and then decided to say he was to drunk to drive instead of saying you're to ugly, fat, or bad in bed so he wouldn't hurt your feelings

  Submitted by vicious_vamp on Aug 11, 11 at 8:32am

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• Don't listen to that bitch I'll come over so you can fuck me.

  Submitted by steveblowie on Aug 10, 11 at 6:40pm

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• what an ass.... ruuuude

  Submitted by mz_baer on Aug 15, 11 at 2:13pm

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• Smr is completely right. She either doesn't have a clue what she's doing, is annoying, or fat. He hasn't deleted your number yet because you're his backup to his backup.

  Submitted by spporto on Aug 10, 11 at 7:22pm

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• Used that excuse before

  Submitted by AgnoParxi on Aug 12, 11 at 5:12am

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• I don't really think it matters what people think this girl really looks like. The point is, his ass just got burned, and it was hilarious

  Submitted by CAItalian on Nov 30, 11 at 11:33pm

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• Maybe you just look like a rhino

  Submitted by gangsterbarbie on Aug 10, 11 at 3:33pm

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