real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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