Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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