haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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