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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut

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Say nothing, actions speak louder than words.

Submitted by JackBerton on Apr 20, 10 at 8:46am

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backrubs and blowjobs? sounds like my dream girl

Submitted by killacheech on Apr 20, 10 at 8:21am

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Just say it he'll still respect you in the morning.

Submitted by theupsninja on Apr 20, 10 at 8:14am

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What a co-winky-dink, those are 2 things I love getting.

Submitted by TheDudeJoe on Apr 20, 10 at 11:01am

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Less talk, more action.

Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Apr 20, 10 at 10:32am

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To slutty girls worried about being slutty: WE. DON'T. CARE.

Submitted by hvltn on Apr 20, 10 at 7:01pm

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Will you marry me!!!!!!

Submitted by dus on Apr 20, 10 at 8:29am

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This is 2010 no such thing as dignity

Submitted by panda818 on Apr 20, 10 at 8:34am

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Didn't Michael Jackson say this?

Submitted by StoneEdge on Apr 20, 10 at 8:34pm

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I have that same problem! Lol:D

Submitted by wulff_56 on May 17, 10 at 9:59pm

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See ya at beer bellyz!!

Submitted by cholter on Apr 21, 10 at 1:58am

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Marry me!!!!

Submitted by rambler on Apr 20, 10 at 10:24pm

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In this case....don't say anything, just do it.

Submitted by mdetry on Apr 20, 10 at 9:19am

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You somewhat redeem Minnesota

Submitted by IDontWantOne on Apr 20, 10 at 10:54am

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Marry me?

Submitted by Blkmarketliver on Apr 20, 10 at 11:23am

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Lol, you can't. That was my first thought. But hey, there's no shame in it... ;0p

Submitted by photofilly31 on Apr 20, 10 at 12:18pm

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It's only worth it if she can do both at the same time.

Submitted by dak5432 on Apr 20, 10 at 10:42am

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I'm likewise located in Minnesota. And two things I love...

Submitted by the_quickness on Apr 25, 10 at 2:00am

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I don't think that's slutty... That's perfect

Submitted by iamvan on Apr 21, 10 at 2:46am

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I would friend more girls if I knew any just like this. I can't get enough of either one.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 20, 10 at 1:20pm

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The fact that she said 'them' and not 'him' kind of already proves the slut part.

Submitted by sarahg3 on Apr 20, 10 at 7:28pm

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So what's your name sweetheart lol

Submitted by Ga912 on Apr 20, 10 at 9:54am

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- You from the 912 too?
  
  Submitted by gadawgs23 on Jun 9, 12 at 12:55pm
  
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Tell them in the middle of the blowjobs. They won't care by then.

Submitted by buberto on Apr 20, 10 at 12:54pm

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If only every chick was As giving as you

Submitted by jimmy25 on Apr 22, 10 at 12:33am

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Marry me?

Submitted by joeymaz on Apr 20, 10 at 9:52am

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Your the perfect girl! Marry me!?!

Submitted by JcJay83 on Apr 22, 10 at 1:25am

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Good luck with that

Submitted by kcv on Apr 21, 10 at 11:42am

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I love you!

Submitted by milk on Apr 20, 10 at 10:37am

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Way to represent Roch!

Submitted by furcifer on Apr 30, 10 at 1:18pm

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If you are a slut, then they'll be happy to oblige you I'm sure.

Submitted by piebald on Apr 21, 10 at 10:06am

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Call me?!? <3

Submitted by mclovin2010 on Apr 20, 10 at 12:46pm

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will you marry me?

Submitted by trojanhorse on Sep 24, 10 at 7:51pm

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Touché Jack berton

Submitted by jmay5 on Apr 20, 10 at 9:15am

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Depends on if you've been together for a while or not if so tell him it'll be amazing for him .... And I think I love u for having such a gift

Submitted by nixon1 on Apr 20, 10 at 9:39am

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Your genes should be cloned into every woman

Submitted by billy5 on May 14, 10 at 7:56pm

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You can't.

Submitted by crc2287 on Apr 20, 10 at 7:12pm

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Most excellent

Submitted by fecalface on Apr 20, 10 at 12:27pm

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Me too!

Submitted by boolou on Jul 7, 12 at 4:21am

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Spot on. Love this, we could be best friends.

Submitted by lollerz on Apr 22, 10 at 4:16pm

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