Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
and you fell through a lawn chair
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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