His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
If its not for food we ain't going out.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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