His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
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not only are you a whore, but you'll be fat soon if you're not already.
wow...is that all it takes? i have a klondike bar...what will you do for ME?
i think that was sort of obvious lol....
It's beautiful, because of its simplicity.
Ohjongeh no nookie whin drinkay an pizzaey Solo un Wookie!! Ho ho ho ho ho!
sounds like my night. bet it was the same dude.
I wouldnt be suprised if I served these people and I think I know who 10:10 is
this is amazing. i want a "man" like this.
I know way too many people in the 815 that this could be about
Northshore girls love steamers. Hi Southy.
Was this guy Dan Nelson by any chance?
how'd he text you if he's buying your rounds of drinks? did you text each other while sitting together at the bar? wtf
A transaction of equals is transpiring here. Not particularly classy equals, but everyone seems to be getting what they want so good for them.
fat girls will do anything for pizza
How could you take a text that says "sex?" from some guy and think it could be the beginning of a good relationship? Honey, this guy isn't in for the relationship, he's in for the easy lay! Huge difference!
fat girls will do anything for a lay...
He's using you for sex and you're in it for the pizza and booze. You're a whore and he's a desperate loser.
cheaper than a hooker. way to sell yourself short on some shit like midori sours and 5 dollar little casear pizza.
10:10- Maybe she's in for the lay too. Maybe.
I NEVER got laid with pizza. Fried clams have been very effective. With Southy girls..
Best pick-up line ever.. "want some pizza and go fuck?" If no "YOU DONT LIKE PIZZA!"
is this from the illinois valley?
Oh Crystal Lake girls. Ever so classy.
i clicked bad night because its pathetic this guy has to do all this for sex, probably with a fat chick if the closeing pick up line was pizza
i wonder if she meant to type pizza??
douche bag. i blame the feminist movement for making dudes such pussies. Revolt men revolt!!!
Hahahahahahaha, I feel like I dated this tool
FIRST!! always wanted to do that
and you are a flamer 10:03
11:08 hahahaaa!! clever.
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