I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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