Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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