Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
