But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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